Jesus of Bangalore

In that time period between Jesus's birth and when he started to do miracles he visited India. Here is a shrine that he built.

On my recent trip to India i saw a race: Dog vs Man vs Autorickshaw. Here's a rundown: the dog won because he was the only contestant to go the correct direction, the Autorickshaw went the wrong way, and the man just stood there in front of the tire store as some sort of metaphor for industrialization in a developing country. He even had a bike and motorcycle at his disposal. It's a dog's day I guess.